I met Maggie through an email she inquisitively sent. Now, I get plenty of emails from girls telling me I’m disgusting, quite a few asking me out, and very rarely do those girls dazzle me enough for a reply (feel free to test that theory out yourself). She’s twenty-three, career-driven, and what most men would call a catch with a cute persona and a face you could stare at for at least seven years before you drift out of your loveless marriage. But she made a fatal flaw and mentioned wanting to get married pronto. It appears that her career aspirations weren’t enough and she wanted to work on that procreation predicament as well.
There is nothing wrong with wanting to be married at 23, I got the influx of post-college, mid-grad school wedding invites just like any other person, but talking about marriage on a first date is a bit of a turn off. This is a turn off to guys who aren’t opposed to the idea of marrying either. And I honestly think that Maggie would have been a good solid three-week relationship where we got sick of each other fairly quickly, but she blew her load on the first date. So I sat there disinterested over my eggplant sandwich and wondered what the next date would bring me.
Mike Danton, in a 2004 photo with the St. Louis Blues
Convicted criminal Mike Danton stepped out in front of the microphones for the first time yesterday, as reported in this story on TSN.ca. After trying to kill someone, be it his agent, David Frost, or his father, Steve Jefferson, Danton is back on the ice with a passion (here’s the 2004 TSN article about Danton’s indictment, which illustrates the confusion as to who he actually wanted to kill). Danton, now 29 years old and almost guaranteed never to play in the NHL again, is approaching his role with the Saint Mary’s University Huskies hockey team with zealous fervor. “Time in the joint makes a man realize what’s important in life,” Danton stated pensively. “All you can do in there is think. You think about what you loved. What you missed the most in the outside world. As a hockey player, I missed all the parties with the boys after games.” After a few more moments, Danton’s eyes glazed over, as if recalling a sweet memory from his youth. “And the broads. I lost six years of hittin’ prime-aged college pussy. Right when it’s the ripest.”
"The asses pounded in prison were never this tight," Danton remarks
While some commentators point out, rightly so, that Danton is still 29 years young and in reasonable athletic condition despite six years in the slammer, he insists that it just isn’t the same. “No. No. No. It doesn’t work like that anymore. You go through 6 years of taking it up the ass from guys named Denzel and Knowshon. It’s emasculating.” Reporters asked Danton if that meant he was now homosexual, to which Danton responded, “Oh, God no. Not by any means. I just don’t get hard anymore you know? I lost my ability to fuck. But I still love watching the good stuff. Turns me right on. Brings me back to my junior days when Frosty (former agent Frost, who was also a junior coach) used to make his 14, 15 year old players pound their little girlfriends right in front of him. He’d be sitting there, camera in one hand, dick in the other, takin’ it all in. I want that to be me. It’s too bad my teammates are all university kids now and I couldn’t get with the local high school team. But I’ll take what I can get.” Danton further added that, “Hey, I assume at least one or two of the freshmen guys will have high school connections still. They can bring those sluts to the team parties, and I’m gonna make them fuck. In front of me.”
Former agent, David Frost, trying out for the role of The Penguin in Batman
Apparently Frost and Danton were frequent penpals during Danton’s time in the joint, despite the allegations that Frost may have been the target for Danton’s hitman – a claim Frost denies to this day. Danton hasn’t commented on who the hit was intended for, but admits that Frost has shared many of the tricks of the trade. “Yeah, Frosty has been real good to me over the last 6 years. He’s told me the best angles to take real good close-ups of the slammin’ action, and has kept me up to date on all the new camera technologies that have emerged in the past six years. Did you know regular cameras can shoot video now? I’m going to start a Saint Mary’s Huskies porn empire! I’ll even fail a class or two each year just so I can keep coming back for more seasons in the future.” A skeptical reporter doubted the feasibility of these claims, to which Danton replied, “Are you questioning whether or not I can pull this off years into the future? I’m 29 for Christ’s sake! Did you guys not see what Frosty looked like when he was getting those barely-developed teens to give head and anal on cam? Look at me! Twenty-nine years old, in the prime of my life, a free man.” Another reporter pointed out that Danton’s teammates are not mere children, like the ones Frost took advantage of. Danton eyed down the reporter with a steely glare before his cold and calculated reply: “I have been convicted for conspiracy to commit murder. I have tried to do kill once and failed. Do you think I would take it so lightly the second time around? These boys know I mean business, and if I don’t start rollin’ out videos to sell online in the next couple of weeks, some of these bastard’s heads are going to roll. I tried to kill and failed before. I will not screw up again.”
Puck Bunnies reppin' the Los Angeles Kings: Mike Danton wants YOU
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Currently listening to: Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Dull Life
1st look
Skin: [[Bunny B]] – Keilgh B ::: Pale //Makeup 10(Group Gift-150L enrollment fee)
Coming next week is a fresh new look @ some fresh ass tunes……YUEN is our latest edition to the blog staff and he will pack a punch im sure! Yuen will be delivering you fresh of the record promo tunes from around the globe and he will be sure to weigh in on other topics as the arise….happy to have him on board and look foeward to his first post!
Stau si reflectez. Vad lumea cum se bucura ca au trecut intr-un an nou, toti isi ureaza “La multi ani!”, “Un 2010 fericit!” “Multa bucurie si fericire anu’ asta!” and shit like that, dar totusi, de ce? Nu pot intelege. Sunt beti? Nu par. Poate putin ciupiti. Ma las si eu purtat de val si urez cui apuc “La multi ani, frate!” ca sa fiu si eu in trend, ca de nu esti exilat din societatea asta de cacat.
Nu pot intelege de ce lumea se bucura atata pentru venirea unui nou an? Chiar au speranta ca se va schimba totul sau acum toata lumea a devenit o mama omida sau un tata fluturas? Stiu sa citeasca in artificii sau in cioburi de sampanie – am observat ca tineretul tine sa sparga sticla de sampanie dupa ce o goleste pe tovarasii betivi – sau ei chiar se bucura ca sfarsitul lor se apropie? Si nu vorbesc despre tampenia aceea cu 2012. Mi se pare pur si simplu aberant sa poti spune “Ba, eu in anu’ X o sa mor!”. Reflectez altadata la asta.
In fiecare an aceeasi fericire si bucurie ca, vai, a mai trecut un an din viata si se apropie moartea. Dar poate chiar se bucura pentru ea! Poate ca s-au saturat de nenorocirea din viata lor si se bucura ca a trecut anul precedent incarcat cu amintiri mai mult sau mai putin rele.
Sau poate… sau poate omul are o anumita iluzie ca trecerea dintr-un an in altul inseamna o schimbare, o resetare a vietilor noastre. Luam totul de la zero si gata.
Dar nu. Singurul sentiment de reset care o sa-l ai o sa fie doar in noaptea de revelion, daca vei petrece. Vei bea, te vei distra, vei manca pe nesatulate, de parca maine vei muri. Dar ce sa vezi? Te trezesti dimineata urmatoare cu acel cunoscut sentiment de mahmureala, poate cu o tarfa langa tine, cu sticla intr-o mana, tigara arsa in cealalta si tot in aceeasi mizerie in care ai fost si in anul precedent.
Ei bine, omul va afla secretul in spatele acestui mister prea curand, decat daca vom evolua sau ni se va arata de la o minte mai inteligenta ca a noastra.
Vom trai si vom vedea…
I woke up one morning and truly my ass was hanging lower than my knees! When the hell did that happen? It’s almost as if, someone snuck in and stole the ass I had and replaced it with this soggy mass that now hangs off of my back-end.
Did having kids mangle my body? Yep! Did lack of exercise cause it? Yes! Did choosing to eat potato chips over broccoli do it? Most definitely!
Shit! Now, I have to make sure I get my soggy, droopy ass to the gym if I want to NOT look anything like my grandmother. Don’t get me wrong…I love Gramma! I just don’t wanna look like her!
I need some great workout sites! I need a great routine that you love and it motivates you! Any one got any suggestions?
Post some comments below and let me know where you got to get great ideas and workout programs!
