Monday, February 22, 2010

Bar Refaeli in SI

I know I didn’t post anything about the Sports Illustrated  Swimsuit Issue, becuase frankly I don’t really care.  There’s this new invention called the internet and I’ve heard you can find pictures of naked models there.  So, I am going to go look.  While I am away here is Bar Refaeli because well it’s kind of a requirement.

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Friday, February 19, 2010

More Girls I Masturbate to

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Dumpsta Funk!





Dumpsta Funk

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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Day 95 (2/8/10): X-Man

As I had caught up with the other ex-s, I thought it was only fair that I had lunch with my freshest ungirlfriend. Naturally, I was putting it off as humanly possible because. no matter how many girls you put between you and the last one to make a mark, the first time is always awkward and bound to screw with your head more than hard liquor and dirty blondes.

When she walked up to the café table she looked good, a calculated move to make me feel like shit for ending it. And of course I had to tell her she looked good, and she replied that I did too. She asked what I was up to these last few months and I just couldn’t help but laugh. She didn’t get what was so funny, and I brushed it off.  In my head I convinced myself that because she was behind the origin of this whole thing, she would be my greatest villain in the hundred days,  but she was just another girl. Another girl who I went through the motions with, another girl who sure, I love to spend time with, but she didn’t give me that amazing teenage feeling.  You can laugh and smile and have all the amazing sex you want with a person, but there are so few out there that you just want their breath on the side of your neck, and the twitch of their arm before they pass out.

She also asked if I was seeing anybody, and I immediately mentioned Nicole, and she brought up a couple of the girls she thought were into me (several of the hundred girls chronicled here), but we only really had an hour together, and I promised to call her, and to reestablish the lines of communication, more hollow words that we knew wouldn’t be fulfilled.

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'Gossip Girl' Leighton Meester's Nude Sex Tape is Allegedly on the Web...HOT PHOTOS...

‘Gossip Girl’ Leighton Meester’s nude sex tape is allegedly on the Web

By Elizabeth Snead

“Gossip Girl” Leighton Meester has a wild side. And we’re not just talking about on the popular series in scenes with her GG character, Blair Waldorf’s, on-again, off-again lover, Chuck Bass (Ed Westwick).

Leighton-meester-sex-tape Celebhotline.com has screen shots of what looks like the buzzed-about sex video that reportedly has been shopped around on its site.

TMZ reports the private video was shot a few years back by her then-boyfriend and shows Leighton nude and the antics of her talented tootsies.

Oh, Lordie. There goes Leighton’s shoe spokesmodel career.

Celebhotline.com spokesman Kevin Blatt told TMZ earlier “We’ve seen the tape, and we’re hoping to close the deal.”

Leighton’s rep has — so far — issued no comment. Our only comment is that we are not willing to join the site even with a free seven-day trial to see this salacious video. And we bet we’re not alone.

Keep reading to see more hot pictures of Meester…

Why do you think young actresses are so dumb as to let their boyfriends shoot videos of them making love?

Will you pay to see Leighton’s sex tape?

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Monday, February 8, 2010

Ke$ha Gets Wasted And Shows Off Her a$$




coachella

from 2007

ONTD.

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Friday, February 5, 2010

The Kind Aunty

It was like the end of the world for him. Everything in his life had come crushing down. After a long desultory walk, feeling really desolate, he sat down on the steps infront of a building.

Suddenly, he heard someone’s voice behind him. He turned around his head. It was a lady in her late thirties along with a kid. She was wearing shalwar kameez and a sweater that clung to her body.

“Can you please help me take these shopping bags to my car,” she asked.

Sajid got up, picked up a few of the bags and walked along with the lady.

“It’s a nice day, isn’t it?” the lady asked.

Sajid just nodded. He didn’t feel like talking. The lady looked towards him and smiled.

“Come on, get into the car with me, you look really sad, I can help you feel better,” she said suggestively.

Sajid’s eyes unconsciously moved from her face to the bulge in her sweater.

The lady held Sajid’s hand and pulled him towards the car. Sajid sat down on the seat along side her, and her little son sat in the back seat.

Sajid’s cock began to get hard in his underwear.

As the car got to the road the lady moved her left hand from the gear and placed it on Sajid’s hand. Sajid held her hand, rubbed it with his thumb, then raised it to his lips and kissed it. The lady looked at Sajid and smiled.

When they reached her home, the lady took Sajid to the drawing room, and went to another room with her son.

It was a nice comfortable looking home. Not very luxurious though. But a very homely home.

The lady came back with tea. She had taken off her sweater. She sat close to Sajid on the sofa. Sipped her tea and talked to Sajid.

“My name is Sharmeen, by the way. Do you like my home?” She asked with the same kind-with-a-hint-of naughtiness smile on her gentle face.

“Yes, its good,” Sajid said a little sulkily.

The lady got up and moved infront of Sajid, with her back towards him. Sajid looked at her ass in the shalwar kameez. He put his hands on her hips and lowered her into his lap.

The softness of her ass pressed on his thighs and cock.

“Oh, aunty, you are so hot,” he hissed.

“So are you,” she moaned slightly as she felt Sajid’s hardness on her ass.

Sajid moved his left hand on her waist up towards her underarm, then he moved it over her back.  He lifted up her kameez from behind up to her shoulders. He kissed on the back of her shoulders. Her skin felt warm against his lips. He felt her bare back with his hands.

“Mmmm,” the aunty moaned. “Do you like my back, Sajid?” She asked lustily.

Sajid turned her around. Lifted her kameez over her breasts. She wasn’t wearing a bra. She had slightly sagging, but elegant milky breasts, with beautiful pink nipples. Sajid cupped her breast in his hand and fondled it slowly.

The aunty looked towards Sajid’s face, he looked back into her eyes. She was full of lust now. There wasn’t any sign on a smile on her face. It was full of brimming desire now. She grinded her ass in Sajid’s lap, and he squeezed her breast, staring into each others eyes, burning with desire.

Amid all the wild passion, something tender in their hearts made them move their faces close to each other, and their lips met. Sajid kissed on her lips and she responded.

Sajid’s hand moved down on her ribs – as he sucked her lips – down to her navel, her soft warm skin made every depressing thought leave his mind. He moved his hand further below over her shalwar. He reached between her legs. He rubbed into the lady’s cunt. The lady started breathing harder and grinded her pussy back against his fingers, and stuck her mouth harder against Sajid’s mouth. Sajid was enjoying the folds of the lady’s pussy. Pressing his fingers between the labia.

 The lady wrapped her arms around Sajid’s head. Sajid put his hands on her ass, and kissed her on her chest. The lady moved up and pressed her breasts against Sajid’s face. Sajid enjoyed the softness of the breasts and the poke of the nipples. He pushed her harder against himself, pressing her ass cheeks. He sucked on her nipples. The lady had her eyes closed in pleasure and she pushed her nipples further into Sajid’s mouth.

Then Sajid left her nipple and she sat back in his lap. They kissed again. Mad, passionate kiss. Devouring each other’s lips and tongue.  Sajid’s hands roamed all over her body. Then he held her shalwar from both sides on her hips and pulled it down. He placed his hand on her bare ass, squeezing the soft smooth cheeks. She moaned in his mouth and sucked his tongue harder.

“You have a beautiful ass, Sharmeen,” he told her moving his hands all over her soft ass.

“Mmm,” she moaned, “isn’t it, Sajid? Play with my pussy now.”

Sajid opened her legs and moved his hand between her legs. He felt her skin over her pussy. She had shaved her pussy. Then his fingers touched the soft fold of her labia. He felt the labia with his middle finger. Pressing the folds over her clit. Then he rubbed his finger between the labia, separating them slightly, feeling her wet slit.

“Sharmeen, take my cock out,” he told her.

She sat down in his lap and rubbed her bare ass in his lap. He turned her around and slapped on her ass. Then he pressed himself against her behind. She bended down on the table infront of her exposing her ass and pussy completely.

Sajid got behind her and licked her pussy, pressing his tongue between her labia, tasting it.

Then he took out his cock and stood behind her.

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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Public Cuckolding By Nudie Magazine

I finally got around to picking up a copy of the explicit nude mens magazine I’m in. I got a standard 6 page spread with an interview, personally I was hoping for more, but my boobs aren’t really big enough for magazines to go crazy over =(

I’m hoping to change that though, I’m taking a herb supplement called Pueraria Mirifica which claims to have permanent breast enlargement by use of phyto-estrogens which develop breast tissue and stimulate growth of the mammory tissue. Permanent enlargement results are expected to be seen by 3 months and onwards. I’ll let you know how that goes and if it really works…

Anyway, back to the magazine… My cuck is now cuckolded nationally because in my interview it mentions our relationship dynamic. Not necessarily the word “cuckold”, but that we are in an open relationship on MY end and that he enjoys the idea of me being with other men! I will post some of the interview another post or maybe edit this one with some excerpts. Meantime, here are some pics that featured:

What do you think?

XOX

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NICOLE KIDMAN WILL IRON YOUR SHIRT!

Nicole Kidman has all the attributes of a Stepford Wife – she even starred in the re-make of that classic film.

And, to be honest, the BITCH looks so so stiff and starchy you can’t help wondering if anything ever goes on in her PANTIES!

But even if nothing goes on we reckon she’ll be able iron a shirt and bake a cake!

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